The Apocalypse is Upon Us

The New York Times has a story about Major League Baseball's agreement to promote the new Spiderman movie by putting a likeness of the ol' web crawler on the bases!!.

I grew up reading Marvel comics (how else would I have gotten though limudei Kodesh if not drawing comic book heroes?) and have a special place in my heart for Peter Parker, but Spidey on the bases? Are there no standards left anywhere? Is nothing sacred? Gevalt.