MoC's New Theory on the Election of the Pope

Much as I try, it's hard to believe that a 78 year old cardinal would be able to win 7 arm wrestling matches in two days against men much younger than he. So, it could be that I was wrong about that selection process.

But I think I've finally figured it out. I think the cardinals are using a "no hair - hair" rotation.

Pope Paul VI was bald. Pope John Paul I had a full head of hair. Pope John Paul II was bald. Pope Benedict HAS A FULL HEAD OF HAIR. Do you see a patern?