Kosher Fantasy Baseball
I knew it was only a matter of time, but you can now sign up for a glatt kosher Mets fantasy baseball camp in Port St. Lucie. It's only about $1,000 a day for four days. Hurry, there's only 96 spots!
I love baseball as much as the next guy but this seems a little ridiculous to me. Imagine. You get to spend a few days with a bunch of vulgar, washed-up, out-of-shape, philandering, tobacco-chewing, alcohol-abusing ex-jocks. And they aren't even Yankees!
You do get to run around in authentic Mets uniforms. What a thrill!
Does our frivolity know no bounds?
I knew it was only a matter of time, but you can now sign up for a glatt kosher Mets fantasy baseball camp in Port St. Lucie. It's only about $1,000 a day for four days. Hurry, there's only 96 spots!
I love baseball as much as the next guy but this seems a little ridiculous to me. Imagine. You get to spend a few days with a bunch of vulgar, washed-up, out-of-shape, philandering, tobacco-chewing, alcohol-abusing ex-jocks. And they aren't even Yankees!
You do get to run around in authentic Mets uniforms. What a thrill!
Does our frivolity know no bounds?
posted by MoChassid @ 3:28 PM
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