AARP'ed

In a matter of weeks I will officially cross the dreaded age boundary. The Big Five Oh approaches. As if I needed a reminder, I received a mailing from the American Association of Retired People inviting me to sign up as a member. Gee, thanks, guys.

I was thinking that many people who reach this milestone suffer mid life crises. Some satisfy it with one of these. Others with one of these. All I want is one of these.