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Thursday, April 08, 2004

Kosher Fantasy Baseball

I knew it was only a matter of time, but you can now sign up for a glatt kosher Mets fantasy baseball camp in Port St. Lucie. It's only about $1,000 a day for four days. Hurry, there's only 96 spots!

I love baseball as much as the next guy but this seems a little ridiculous to me. Imagine. You get to spend a few days with a bunch of vulgar, washed-up, out-of-shape, philandering, tobacco-chewing, alcohol-abusing ex-jocks. And they aren't even Yankees!

You do get to run around in authentic Mets uniforms. What a thrill!

Does our frivolity know no bounds?


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