I'm Not Just Doomed, I'm Totally Doomed.

When I got back from shul last night I saw on the kitchen counter a package of beans. Gevalt!, I thought. MHW has decided to make a chulent for Shabbos and, after years of refusing to use beans in the chulent has finally seen the light and realized that making chulent without beans is like making meatballs with ground turkey rather than ground beef (oh...wait, she does that too!).

Upon examiming the package more closely, I discovered that the beans were not chulent beans at all. They were for growing bean sprouts.

Woe is me.