Quick, I Need A Mekubal!

My administrative assistant went into the hospital yesterday where they discovered that she had big time blockage of her arteries. She is lucky to be alive but will be out of pocket for a while. A few months ago, my previous AA slipped in the office and threw out her back (which she is apparently milking for all the long-term disability it is worth).

Clearly, the cubicle in which they sat is spooked.

We need an exorcism, asap.

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